Quotes:
"Hey you pages, stop it." - Misty
"I find it sad that the only thing I ate today was moldy yogurt." - Taylor
"Ryan, can you set your tattoo to seven o'clock?" - Aaron
"You might be homosexual. I don't know; I'll look into it." - Rachael
Meagan: "So why the hell didn't you go in?"
Rebecca: "Because the first thing I could think of was my head being bashed against a desk and my body being dragged into his van and possibily never seen again."
Meagan: "Okay, if that's the first thing that you think of then you should clearly not be liking this guy."
"Well you know what they say: A king-sized bed for king-sized body parts." - Lacey
"Holy crap, I just about had a baby." - Rachael
Tim: "You do anything today?"
Rebecca: "Not really. My friend got his N, though."
Tim: "Is he your boyfriend?"
Rebecca: "No."
Tim: "He's just another guy?"
Rebecca: "Every guy is just another guy."
Tim: "Am I just another guy?"
Heather: "My car is from 1982."
Jason: "Is it 'Hungry Like the Wolves'?"
"Here's some Gundam Thigh; we ate all the Gundam Wing." - Rachael
"I'm going to make you a MILF someday." - Dean Mark
Lauren: "Stop saying 'badass'."
Heather: "You have a bad ass!"
"Stop swearing, you fucking assholes!" - Dean Mark
Rachael: "So are you a pastor or a reverend?"
Jason: "I'm a reverend."
Steve: "That makes two of us."
Jason: "Did you get yours from the Internet, too?"
"I'll be Charlie and you can be my angels. Except you, Levi; you be Bosley." - Steve
"Mike is pretty much what Chewbacca would look like if you shaved his hair." - Aaron
"Why the hell does she hate me anyway? Oh right, because I went camping. What a bitch!" - Steve
"Yeah, my name's Jeff... I'm just kidding, it's Bill." - Heather
"Oh, look at that. Look at that, I could put my whole hand into the fire and I didn't even feel it! Look at that! Oh man... so much protection..." - Mike
"I think you guys broke him." - Mike
"Oops, I fell...!" - Steve
"I can taste what I see..." - Steve
"Steve, I've got your nose, you sexy bastard!" - Padze
Rapper-Girl: Okay, okay, I'll do a rap. But nobody interrupt!
Padze: Yeah, but can we represent?!
"Coming up and going down are two very different things." - Heather
"I was raped up the ass, sans the KY." - Heather
Heather: "Can someone really die from sexual deprivation?"
Aaron: "There's only one way to find out! Where's Steve?"
"You missed a spot." - Padze
"That truck is red." - Ryan
Heather: "Careful you don't step on any owl pellets."
Rebecca: "I'll just pick them out with a stick when we get back."
Rachael: "How do owls make those again?"
Heather: "They swallow things and choke them back up. We had to dissect them in elementary school."
Rachael: "What's in them?"
Heather: "Old food...uh..."
Rebecca: "Kinder Surprises..."
"Paper weighs more when you fold it." - Heather
"That's not a Harley, that's a Yamaha!" - Mike
"It looks like I'm reading my wang." - Wyatt
"Why must my magic pants be recharging!" - Ryan
"I find it sad that the only thing I ate today was moldy yogurt." - Taylor
"Ryan, can you set your tattoo to seven o'clock?" - Aaron
"You might be homosexual. I don't know; I'll look into it." - Rachael
Meagan: "So why the hell didn't you go in?"
Rebecca: "Because the first thing I could think of was my head being bashed against a desk and my body being dragged into his van and possibily never seen again."
Meagan: "Okay, if that's the first thing that you think of then you should clearly not be liking this guy."
"Well you know what they say: A king-sized bed for king-sized body parts." - Lacey
"Holy crap, I just about had a baby." - Rachael
Tim: "You do anything today?"
Rebecca: "Not really. My friend got his N, though."
Tim: "Is he your boyfriend?"
Rebecca: "No."
Tim: "He's just another guy?"
Rebecca: "Every guy is just another guy."
Tim: "Am I just another guy?"
Heather: "My car is from 1982."
Jason: "Is it 'Hungry Like the Wolves'?"
"Here's some Gundam Thigh; we ate all the Gundam Wing." - Rachael
"I'm going to make you a MILF someday." - Dean Mark
Lauren: "Stop saying 'badass'."
Heather: "You have a bad ass!"
"Stop swearing, you fucking assholes!" - Dean Mark
Rachael: "So are you a pastor or a reverend?"
Jason: "I'm a reverend."
Steve: "That makes two of us."
Jason: "Did you get yours from the Internet, too?"
"I'll be Charlie and you can be my angels. Except you, Levi; you be Bosley." - Steve
"Mike is pretty much what Chewbacca would look like if you shaved his hair." - Aaron
"Why the hell does she hate me anyway? Oh right, because I went camping. What a bitch!" - Steve
"Yeah, my name's Jeff... I'm just kidding, it's Bill." - Heather
"Oh, look at that. Look at that, I could put my whole hand into the fire and I didn't even feel it! Look at that! Oh man... so much protection..." - Mike
"I think you guys broke him." - Mike
"Oops, I fell...!" - Steve
"I can taste what I see..." - Steve
"Steve, I've got your nose, you sexy bastard!" - Padze
Rapper-Girl: Okay, okay, I'll do a rap. But nobody interrupt!
Padze: Yeah, but can we represent?!
"Coming up and going down are two very different things." - Heather
"I was raped up the ass, sans the KY." - Heather
Heather: "Can someone really die from sexual deprivation?"
Aaron: "There's only one way to find out! Where's Steve?"
"You missed a spot." - Padze
"That truck is red." - Ryan
Heather: "Careful you don't step on any owl pellets."
Rebecca: "I'll just pick them out with a stick when we get back."
Rachael: "How do owls make those again?"
Heather: "They swallow things and choke them back up. We had to dissect them in elementary school."
Rachael: "What's in them?"
Heather: "Old food...uh..."
Rebecca: "Kinder Surprises..."
"Paper weighs more when you fold it." - Heather
"That's not a Harley, that's a Yamaha!" - Mike
"It looks like I'm reading my wang." - Wyatt
"Why must my magic pants be recharging!" - Ryan